We got some juicy news for you – it’s time to ditch that ancient iPhone you’ve been clinging to like a security blanket and embrace the future.

Yes, my friends, the future is here, and it’s called the iPhone 14 Plus. And guess what? Verizon is practically giving it away.

That’s right, folks! For a limited time, you can snag an iPhone 14 Plus for the low, low price of…wait for it…FREE!